To Lucy Lou

Lucy Lou,

My Mistress says it's only polite to answer ones mail.

I received your letter offering me some of your Doggy food for which I Thank You. You are more than generous. My Mistress has been fixing me some very delicious meals and I have started eating better, in fact I have gained a few pounds.

Now about Chemo and being treated for fleas. No, I don't think it is the same thing but I am sure both are rather unpleasant. I"m really not sure just what they put in the Chemo but I know if it leaks on the floor it will burn a hole in the tile. I wonder what it is doing inside me. Your treatment sounds like it is on the outside and mine is on the inside.

I also Thank You for the offer of your extra hair but you see all the ladies say I am quite handsome being bald and they all want to rub my head. With all this attention I don't think I will ever grow hair again. You could try that sometime. It really feels good in the summer time.

I take these tiny pills for pain but you better not try them if you are not having pain. You see they can do all kinds of weird things to you. They can make you woozy and sleepy and sometimes walk and talk funny. For that you would bark funny. I am sure your Mistress wouldn't like that. They also make you itch and scratch but it's not fleas.

Tell your Mistress to keep rubbing your tummy. I bet that feels good. I can't get my Mistress to rub my tummy but she will rub my feet and bald head sometimes.

Keep barking prayers for me. I can use all the doggy prayers I can get.

Clayton